Monday, July 09, 2007

Note to self:

Wet shoes + tiled floor + being a dick = falling

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It rained today. I was in the city when it began pissing down. I don't mind the wet jeans hem. Not normally a good look, but today it was especially trendy with everybody on the street sporting it.

I don't mind the damp socks and wet shoes. Wet hair is ok with me, so long as its not plastered to my scalp and I don't feel water running down my forehead or neck.

But when I step in a 3mm deep dirty street puddle and splash water UP MY JEANS LEG I draw the fucking line. Its time to go home.

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I found my new 'it' bag today. I've been looking since my sister was here (all of about 4 days) but since its sales and I live in Australia's fashion capital I should be able to find something pretty quickly. Anyhoo. I haven't seen anything that really grabbed my attention. Until today. After having some guy with a really bad accent and teeth offer to 'show me' something or other, I decided to take my wet self home. I walked past a bag store. Then I thought I may as well nip in to see what they had. And she called me.


My new 'IT' bag. Matches my hair.

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I rearranged my pantry yesterday. Now my chocolate isn't where it used to be. It freaks me out at least once a day. Then I remember its somewhere else.

21 comments:

The Ego said...

LMAO @not freaking out when you don't know where your chocolate is and added points for admitting it !

The Ego said...

That was supposed to be "freaking out"

Crashdummie said...

OMG! You're it-bag is to kill for... (if I happen to swoosh by australia, consider yourself warned) ;)

Sharnee said...

Buying stuff is good, nomatter what it is. Chocolate is also awesome.

Mummy B said...

ooooh yummy bag!

hehe on the chocolate freak out's....sounds like something I'd do...only I would completely forget where its new location was and ransack the kitchen in a frantic panic

Hope you didn't hurt yourself falling over :(

poody said...

she's a beauty alright! I am a purse whore for sure! Last year I had a different one for every month!

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Hey...hey, i am back from vacay. it was fab...hot but fab.

I know, why is it so very hard to find a purse you love. We search and search. That one...hum, it's a bit ugly. That other one, too big. How about this one...I don't like the inside pockets and the zipper sucks. The color is yucky. Why do we find so many that suck? It so has to be a dude (not gay) that designs them just to piss us off. I buy 3-4 purses and later that week I take 2-3 back. I do though like that one in your pic...ahuh.

Phish...later.

mutleythedog said...

Nice bag!! And I wonder why people think I am gay... I am launching a special blog competition with great prizes.. BLOG SMUT AWARDS!!

Michael C said...

I'm from Southern California. Please remind me what rain is again...

Betty Boob Hug said...

nice bag, hornbag! xx

phishez_rule said...

Ego - when I lose my chocolate its dangerous.

Crashdummie - warn me if you're headed this way

Sharnee - not when you're broke

Mummy B - Bit of a sore knee but its better now

Poody - I'm beginning to explore accessories. I also bought new shoes.

SZJ - I hate bag shopping. Its such an 'I can't put it down because someone else might get it' spur of the moment decision.

Mutley - "great prizes". Thats funny. You are such a classic.

Michael - You're from southern CA? Please remind me what WARM is again?

Betty - nice use of aussie lingo there :)

fingers said...

Weather report + shopping list + pantry news = sleeping...

phishez_rule said...

Funny, you're the only one to think so so far. Do you enjoy being the minority?

fingers said...

Oh stop sulking.
They can't all be great reviews, Phishez.
Some of these plonkers would still yell 'YAY' if you inventoried your sock-drawer...

phishez_rule said...

Maybe not my sock drawer but the drawer next to it is pretty damn interesting.

fingers said...

Really ??
In my experience most of your people keep that stuff under their beds, where many of the items double easily as protection against house-breakers...

phishez_rule said...

Its too dusty under my bed. Plus I wouldn't put it past the cats to drag one out during play time and leave it in the middle of the lounge.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Very elegant.
You will look quite the lady.

Webmiztris said...

cute bag!!!

AdventuringJen said...

I want the bag...I want the bag...so long since I've had bag joy...envy may overcome me...

fingers said...

It might be the Phish-juice that attracts them...