I feel like a pig. I ate cake when I got home. Eww. Fatty, full of carb cakes. So to compensate for this I decided to eat green leafy stuff. I figure if it doesn't actively fight the calories I've ingested, then maybe it'll hustle the bastards through my gut before they can be absorbed. So I decided to get me some tabbouleh.
One of the benefits of living across from westfield is that if I decide I want something, I can just go over and get it. Of course, this also makes sticking to a budget a bit difficult.
So I popped over to get some tabbouleh, when I saw this guy looking at me very strangely. VERY strangely. I looked down to check that one of my boobs hadn't suddenly jumped up and attached itself to my ear (as you do) and I realised. I was wearing a singlet top under my big jacket. The jacket that used to be my 'I'm nekkid under here' jacket. Literally. And seeing as it was quite cold, I had it zipped up so it formed a low v-neck. Only you couldn't see the top beneath it.
So I had gone out in my oversized 'nekkid under here jacket', actually looking 'nekkid under here'. I feel sorry for the poor bastard who noticed. If he runs into a wall any time soon it won't be his nose he breaks.
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My blog bookmarks contain 98 blog links. NINETY EIGHT BLOG LINKS! I'm such a blog whore. No wonder I'm not getting any action.
11 comments:
lol.. did you chk the news for any update on such an accident??
I ate a hot fudge sundae with my nephew on saturday night, then I had to cut myself. Otherwise I have been good on my diet for the whole time, though.
wow, you are ruling the blogwaves girl. I see you pop up on heaps of people's readers list.
Don't beat yourself up for pigging out on cake. The best of us succumb.
Well, the best of the lackofselfcontrol people - but I think it is a good trait to own. I dont' trust a girl who can turn down cake ALL the time!
Sam - broken penises aren't really that newsworthy. At least, not to anybody who hasn't had one before
Underhill - I binge every now and again. But I stay on track most of the time and I make sured I get plenty of exercise to make up for it.
Betty - yeah, I claim I'm a blogwhore and I get three comments.
I have two shops at the bottom of the street, an off license and a newgagent/snackfood shop.
It is tempting quite often simply to pop out and get a spicy beef roll or sometging, but then again, I often miss meals- in fact I often have only one meal a day.
Anyway, you're a NICE blog whore and that makes a difference.
Ingsoc - I haven't eaten three meals a day for about three months. I've never been a big brekkie person. When I'm not working I usually have a big lunch about 3 or 4, and only have dinner if I'm in the mood to cook.
Ah, I have never had three meals a day since I was a kid.
I can't eat straight after getting up.
lol, good luck keeping up with so many blogs. after 3 1/2 years, I just couldn't keep up anymore!
Ingsoc - Since I was about 15 I haven't had brekky. I started having cereal for about a year, but I've given up on it. I like the extra 4 minutes in bed too much.
Miztris - I don't. Thats the thing. Most of them are new blogs I've found but haven't sorted yet.
you show up wearing something like that around me you might have yourself a date haha. Or you might be calling the cops on some perv with a camera phone taking panty shots.
Next time do it on purpose.
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