Pink bits

I don't know what it is, but every female blogger who has a vibrator will mention it in at least one post. Or feature it, as I'm about to do (and have done, lots of times).

I have a theory. And I've worked long and hard researching this theory. See I theorise that pink 'adult novelties' are better than other colours. Pink and pink type shades (verging on purple and red). I don't know what it is, but they always seem to hit the right spot, rub the right way, and generally make you scream and wriggle harder than you would do otherwise.

The blue ones - they don't quite hit the spot. They have good texture and shape, but they don't apply pressure where and when you need it.

The green ones are impressive looking, but thats all they have going for them.

The flesh coloured ones don't really move the right ways. They're generally 'life like' but its kinda difficult to get the leverage or 'thrust' going that will imitate a good hard fuck.

The yellow ones are just plain uncomfortable. Even if they do light up.

Black ones are ugly.

Brown ones are just plain wrong.

Glass ones are cold.

But the pink ones - they're perfect. I guess, as a girl, there's something that tells me that only pink things should go in there. They move the right way, rub the right bits, stimulate here, vibrate there. And before you know it I've got my knees up around my ears, struggling to breathe.

My favourite 'novelty*' at the moment is pink. Its simple and sleek and elegant. And makes me scream like a two dollar whore. Its been such a good friend. But lately its beginning to show the strain.

See, when I first got it, it was quiet. Oh so quiet. But really powerful. Its still got the same effect. But its getting kinda noisy. See, the bullet in the middle has a crack in it. And I may have overused it to the point where I've worn a notch for my thumb and forefinger. It still works just as well, but instead of being able to use it whenever I want, I now can only use it under the blanket and doona, with cover music on. And let me tell you, it gets damn hot (temperature wise) under there pretty darn quick.

So I have to replace faithful pink. Its heartbreaking. Its like losing your best friend.

*Stupid term. Its not a novelty. I take it very seriously.