Thursday, July 12, 2007

Conversations with my cats

Me: *rushing to get clean, dry socks so that I can get to work*
Cat: *walking in front of me, fast enough not to get a foot in the arse, but slow enough to be in my way and hindering my run to where my shoes are*
Me: Hurry the fuck up
Cat: *hears* I want to pat you
Cat: Oh-kaayy. *lies down right in front of me*
Me: fucker *applies foot to arse*
Cat: Maybe later then

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Cat: I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?

Do you see a pattern here?

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Me: *accidentally throws a freaking huge sweet potato out of the vege tray whilst grabbing some onions*
Cat: A NEW TOY *pounce*




11 comments:

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

But you ARE encouraging her.

You should try dogs!

Crashdummie said...

errr ok... dunno who has the most (c)attitude - you or cat ;)

phishez_rule said...

I just uploaded the video. Quality's none too good but you can see it for yourself.

Ingsoc - not in an apartment I can't.

Crash - I'd say its pretty equal, but I have more intelligence. And opposable thumbs.

The Ego said...

Are those videos of you and yours Phiz?
Ilike ctas but prefer dogs but REALLY prefer rats. hey! A whole food chain!

poody said...

Awwhh! I had a cat that looked just like this one. His name was Spike and he always looked like he had a tuxedo on!

Kelly said...

A cat that plays fetch... nice.

Oestre-Bunny said...

Your cat plays fetch? :)

That is soo cute, my cat doesn't do anything except sulk really. Oh and she likes to randomly destroy my stuff when she's in the huff...

Keshi said...

Some cattitude there ha! Cute :)

btw if u wanna go on a great holiday soon, read my blog.

Keshi.

Steph said...

Oh noes. I just posted about my cat hate today. :P They're too smart for my liking. I like my pets to be dumber than me.......If that's possible.

phishez_rule said...

Ego - did you delete your blog? Yes, they are my kids. And I agree with the rat thing. If you want personality you can't go past them.

Poody - I like a well dressed cat.

Kelly - she thinks she invented the game.

Keshi - I always read your blog. I just don't always have time to comment.

Steph - oh this one is dumb. Gorgeous and affectionate (when she wants to be), but dumb.

Josh said...

Wow, and I thought cats were untrainable.