Cat: *walking in front of me, fast enough not to get a foot in the arse, but slow enough to be in my way and hindering my run to where my shoes are*
Me: Hurry the fuck up
Cat: *hears* I want to pat you
Cat: Oh-kaayy. *lies down right in front of me*
Me: fucker *applies foot to arse*
Cat: Maybe later then
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Cat: I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Me: *picks up toy and throws it away*
Cat: *runs after the toy, belts it around and brings it back* I like this toy. See this toy. This toy right here at your feet that I've been chasing all night?
Do you see a pattern here?
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Me: *accidentally throws a freaking huge sweet potato out of the vege tray whilst grabbing some onions*
Cat: A NEW TOY *pounce*
11 comments:
But you ARE encouraging her.
You should try dogs!
errr ok... dunno who has the most (c)attitude - you or cat ;)
I just uploaded the video. Quality's none too good but you can see it for yourself.
Ingsoc - not in an apartment I can't.
Crash - I'd say its pretty equal, but I have more intelligence. And opposable thumbs.
Are those videos of you and yours Phiz?
Ilike ctas but prefer dogs but REALLY prefer rats. hey! A whole food chain!
Awwhh! I had a cat that looked just like this one. His name was Spike and he always looked like he had a tuxedo on!
A cat that plays fetch... nice.
Your cat plays fetch? :)
That is soo cute, my cat doesn't do anything except sulk really. Oh and she likes to randomly destroy my stuff when she's in the huff...
Some cattitude there ha! Cute :)
btw if u wanna go on a great holiday soon, read my blog.
Keshi.
Oh noes. I just posted about my cat hate today. :P They're too smart for my liking. I like my pets to be dumber than me.......If that's possible.
Ego - did you delete your blog? Yes, they are my kids. And I agree with the rat thing. If you want personality you can't go past them.
Poody - I like a well dressed cat.
Kelly - she thinks she invented the game.
Keshi - I always read your blog. I just don't always have time to comment.
Steph - oh this one is dumb. Gorgeous and affectionate (when she wants to be), but dumb.
Wow, and I thought cats were untrainable.
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