Pure, unadulterated, healthy evil. Its more evil than my snuggly happy cats.
See it gets you like this. Its served in small portions. Mouthfuls. So if you go out to get lunch and happen to decide at the same time to get lunch for tomorrow as well, you have two average meals right there. So you go home, and you have your lunch. You enjoy it immensely. You're sated, but not terribly full. You look over and see tomorrows lunch. You figure that it was so tasty, and there's room for another mouthful.
One thing leads to another. And before you know it, you've got two empty sushi boxes in front of you and you're reclining back, unbuttoning the top button of your jeans and letting out a soft belch.
Pure, unadulterated, healthy evil.
24 comments:
Never was a sushi fan. It is not that I don't like things raw...the seaweed wrap just makes me gag.
Sushi gets me high, I get a sushi buzz every time.
Until you got to the part about the sushi, do you know what I thought you were referring to...
Sir - the seaweed wrap where I got my lunch from today was very rubbery. But at decent places its not so bad
Captain smack - is that the sushi or the pills you take at the same time?
Fingers - I'm gonna guess you were thinking of a penis. They are pure, unadulterated, healthy, smooth, tasty, fun evil. I mean... what?
I've never had sushi. I'm in a backwards part of England that's just discovering mismatching illuminous socks and Duran Duran. Sushi won't reach us for another 20 years.
There'a a Chinese in Brum called The Big Wok that does All you can eat Buffets foe a tenner.
It also has a separate sushi menu.
But since they stick the sushi by the rest of the stuff, as long as the pile on your plate is big enough, you can hide a fair bit of sushi for a free.
mmmm... I would happily let you eat my sushi.
Mmmmm Suchi, I heart it. I also love Suchi Train places in Sydney, we frequent it when in Sydney
I've never tried sushi. By the sounds of it, maybe it's best to keep that monkey off my back anyway, huh? ;)
Moochie moochie...you and sushi rule. I love sushi if it's made right. Some places where you would think it would be fab...really suck.
I think if you find a place where they make it to your liking, keep going there and buy three boxes...you have some for tomorrow's lunch. Ha!
First time I had raw fish was at my school mate's parent's house. They are Japanese American.
I would have refused raw fish normally, but didn't want to be impolite. Thank god for mother's insistance on polished manners. Representing one of the ladies of the family, rich or poor, one must always be the polite Southern lady. After all we did grow up in Southern California.
Hey I so have a craving for a sushi lunch tomorrow. Please excuse my rambling...reflecting always makes me talkative. later y'all.
sushi is japan's covert ploy to take over the world; gluttonously eating it up until we burst then only japanese will remain.... simply genius.
Sushi is a many-splendored thing. Splendored, gingered, and wasabied. And perhaps soyed as well.
Hey Ingsoc, a Chinese wok-shop that does sushi on the side makes about as much sense as a curry-house that also serves pizza.
Still, I'm sure they know their culinary stuff up there in Brum...
sushi is wonderful! except for when it's bad sushi and you end up with worms. then, yes, it's evil.
noice,very noice. love that imagery!
The most evil thing about sushi is that there's never enough in those little fish-shaped things of soy sauce. They are just too tiny for my liking.
Fingers, I know places where you can get curry AND pizza.
Pie - well its nice and soft and served in small portions. Perfect for when you lose your teeth.
Ingsoc - then it would get all of the juices and flavours from other food on it.
Philomena - I'm more of a raw sausage as opposed to raw fish kinda gal.
Cazzie - i frequent them and I live here!
Webmiztris - yes. Sushi = bad. Just leave it all for me.
SZJ - everyone should have a sushi lunch tomorrow
Raffi - well its working!
Josh - definitely with they soy
Fingers - your avatar is so appropriate.
Echo - that a new dieting tip.
Betty - it so damn filling
Mel - those things are so damned cute
Ingsoc - a buffet?
I want to try sushi so bad... what kind should I order? I am so clueless about this!
Kelly - go for tuna or chicken. They make some really nice beef and pork ones. I stay away from the salmon. Its squishy.
JUst don't eat the frigging squid.when soemthing has a bigger and bluer eye than you, it's off the menu.
I like octopus though. Love the lilsuishi boats as they float past.
I don't doubt that for a second, Crushed.
As Ben Elton noted, it's part of the reason you don't hear people say 'Let's go out for English tonight'...
tut.
I'm ok with sushi but Mr Happy is a fanatic for it. I've not heard him belch softly though. If only.
Ego - I'm not really a big seafood fan. I avoid prawns and only ever order lobster because its expensive.
Fingers - Some people stay in if they want to eat english.
Grunt - Soft belches are reserved for ladies.
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