Thursday, April 12, 2007

Bad Uterus!

My damn uterus was giving me assholes today. Period pain much! It only shut up when I gave it some drugs. Its still in a bit of a stupor, so its behaving itself right now. Hooray for codeine!

Moving right along. I went shopping this afternoon after work. I ordered the blade trilogy on DVD a few weeks ago, and it still hasn't come in. I check every time I'm over at westfield, which is kinda alot, since I live across the road!

So I was in there today, and I saw they had The Sound of Music on sale. Holy fuck did I grab that little baby smartly. Its playing now and I'm blogging in between picking at my face and the good bits. And I have the following thoughts

  • How hot is Captain Von Trapp! Except for his hair.
  • Leisel is soooo not 16. Not with a rack like that.
I need to shave my toes. Not that they're hairy. I have about 8 hairs on each big toe. Once or twice a year they piss me off and I get rid of them. I plucked them once. Hurt like a motherf*cker!

I also need to exfoliate my toes. Stupid moisturiser has stained all of my healed blisters bright yellow. I look like I've taken up smoking with my toes!


mist1 said...

I waxed my neighbor's big toe with a waxing strip last weekend. It worked really well.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Hate Musicals.
Hate Judy Garland.

Damn, I had such a flowery image of you and you have to go and ruin it wih the toe information!

Webmiztris said...

lmao! I also shave the few big toe hairs I have on each foot. and then once I do those it doesn't look right if I don't shave my entire foot. Then my legs look bad, so I have them and then...well, you get the point. :)

Anonymous said...

codeine for period cramps?! that's crazy talk.

phishez_rule said...

Mist - well done

UIngsoc - Hey I don't have hairy toes any more. *reinsert flowery image*

Webmiztris - Fortuantely I don't have to go that far... yet

Echo - I haven't needed to do that before. EVER.

Josh said...

IMO, the best thing about the last Blade movie in the trilogy was Ryan Reynolds shirtless and on his knees. Mmmmmmm.

Professor said...

Uh wow- this post is so me. damn. and I shave my big toes every day when I run the razor over my legs and under arms. And yes, Capt. Von Trapp is a major hottie!