Bee is for Banality. Not a buzz. Which I wouldn't object to right now.
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I heard about this on the radio this morning. And I couldn't help but laugh. How did they get volunteers for that kind of thing? And, for that matter, WHO would volunteer for it? Especially when they heard what happens...
"Hey, we need volunteers to measure how sensitive your dick is. We'll make you sit and watch a porno with a dozen electrodes strapped to your cock, measuring its response to pressure. Oh, and once you're hard, you can't touch it."
Hell I wouldn't even sign up for it. And I don't have a ding-dong.
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Well I just went and saw a psychic. He was hot.
Apart from that, he said that this year is going to be a big year for me. That there is a relationship somewhere along the line. And a career improvement. But not necessarily a change. He also said that the career improvement would bring international success.
Then we did a sub-reading about my love life. I have excellent self esteem, and do not need someone in my life to make me happy. I personally do no think that I will ever reach that stage. Someone to share my life with would be nice. But isn't necessary. My past love life reflected study. Which is scarily accurate. I have never had a serious relationship. Never EVER. I have always been pretty one track minded about study and going somewhere in my life. Which is part of why my current job irritates me. Its stagnant. He said I miss alot of opportunities with guys. Which is also true. I am often shy or suffer from 'rabbit in the headlights'. The other night I had the perfect opportunity to chat up the hot barista, and I froze. And I did the same damn thing tonight. With the same guy. I continually have guys at work that have 'stuff in their eyes' and I ignore it. Sometimes its hard to discern the difference between genuine affection and flat out horny. Especially since I'm such a flirt and tend to bring that out in any guy I'm around, regardless of how he feels about me.
After that we did another quick reading this one was to further investigate my career. Now is not the right time to change jobs. Right now I want to move because this place has become stagnant. I need to prioritize what I need in a career and make the move when something comes up that fits all those criteria. But not to rush out of where I am at the moment.
13 comments:
A hot psychic? I have never seen a hot psychic. Actually, I have never seen a male psychic.
cool I have an aunt who sees a pshyic and she is always trying to drag me along but so far...
Maybe when he said 'you miss opportunities with guys' you were too busy contemplating it to notice the opportunity with the hot psychic...
Just a thought.
Can I volunteer to strap the elctrodes to the guys doodles?
Interesting learn from the radio, thanks for the insight there. I get lots of questions like that from various patients over the years.
Fun to see a psychic.
Don't change jobs til you have another one up your sleeve ok :)
See, I'm a grower not a shower so they'd have to add electrodes as the study... ahem, progressed.
My friend down there is extremely sensitive... I can't even give him the slightest bit of constructive criticism. Like, the last time I mentioned maybe he use a haircut, he spit all over the mirror.
Have u ever flirted transcontinentally? Would u like to flirt with me, in ur blog? I'm not a perv or anything, I just believe practice makes better.
Mist - I was surprised too. But it was a good surprise.
Poody - It was worth it. Very accurate.
Mel - the thought did cross my mind.
Steph - I wouldn't trust you to do that one. You'd probably strap the electrodes until they were useless for the experiment.
Cazzie - I won't leave until I have somewhere to go
Will - that's just rude.
Itelli - bring it on.
The only thing worse than having blue balls and being unable to, erm, stroke, would be an electrical malfunction resulting in my penis looking like a hot dog left in the microwave for ten minutes on "high." Ew.
I've never been to a psychic. I'd be kinda curious to hear what they have to say though... so are you really going to change jobs?
It might suck to date a psychic... they always being able to read your mind and shit. And you could hear responses like "You're just jealous that I go out in the evenings because Saturn has moved into retrograde."
hell no. Electricity and my penis don't go together. But I'll bet they had no end of volunteers.
I don't know about a session with a psychic. Life is full of mystery and maybe it's just better that way. And would I even believe them? It sort of intrigues and yet doesn't. Maybe I'm a shark.
Snay - because if you put a hotdog in the microwave for that long it would explode.
Webmiztris - its only a matter of time
Josh - and the ultimate comeback - "no I'm just upset that you're never here to join me and my other boyfriend in that wild threesome I always wanted"
grunt - at least you have your priorities well sorted.
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