Monday, April 09, 2007

Bloody cats.

Picture this. A gorgeous black cat with clear white paws, nose and chest. She's big. Over 6 kilos. And about as delicate as a cabbage. With a beautiful sheer gold bow tied delicately around her neck. A beautiful study in contrasts.

Going through the friggin garbage.
By popular demand - the evidence.

9 comments:

Dan said...

What a beautifully written description and a great punchline. Almost a haiku! But no photos? Cats are the best!

By the way, I wanted to e-mail you but I couldn't find your address. I wanted to tell you how I laughed out loud at the comment you left about probes on my current post. You are FUNNY!!

apositivepessimist said...

heh. wonder if it’s bringing something back to the duchess.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Sublime to the ridiculous in two easy sentences.

I hope it's not YOUR cat...

Webmiztris said...

sounds like my sweet little princess of a cat. she's so pretty. then you see her eat bugs and dustbunnies off the floor. lol SO not pretty!

Echo said...

was the cat going through the garbage? or were you going through the garbage and you found this cat? either way, it's a funny image. haha

Trundling Grunt said...

Didn't quite catch me out like the evening in with your friend, but damn good.

Attractive and a tramp - hmm, known a few of those in my time.

phishez_rule said...

Dan - just because you asked. Meet Boots.

Pessimist - that duchess would be the other cat right? She goes through the garbage too.

Ingsoc - unfortunately it was my kitty.

Webmiztris - its always the pretty ones with the disgusting habits. Which is all of them.

Echo - I thought it was a cat classic.

Grunt - are you calling me a tramp?

Josh said...

She's just recycling.

phishez_rule said...

Smartass