I just went through my sitemeter page. Holy fuck, people search the weirdest things.
"can turtles breathe out there butt". I personally ask this because this person must be so ignorant. No. Turtles cannot breathe out there butt. They can breathe out THEIR butt. Apparently. I found it on the internet thus it must be true.
"late girl asked santa claus but dead now nasa". Yep. I understand that one.
"I'm in love with a married man". Well unless he's your husband you're a fool. Going along with this is "How to be friends with a married man". Uhh, I'd say its pretty much the same as being friends with anybody else.
And my personal favourite
"arse raped by the boss". Not even going there.