Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Bom Chicka Wah Wah

Have you guys seen the new Lynx ads? I love those ads. Basically, a really hot chick is going about her day (in the ad below, a seriously do-able black girl is pushing her wheelchair bound granny through the supermarket), when she smells this guy and does this glaringly obvious mating call.

I love these ads. They crack me up. For starters, the guy she hits on is totally inappropriate. Has anyone seen the dinner party version? But, the ones who are age appropriate are average looking. Not 'very' average looking, but not good looking enough to cause that kind of reaction. I mean, they're attractive, but not head turningly, insta-panty-change-time hot.

I'd love to do that to a guy. Picture it. The local open air shopping mall. I'm thinking Pitt Street in Sydney, wearing really hot shoes and a nanna top. Just walk up to a random guy, rip off my shirt to reveal a hot-as bra and huge jubblies, go all sexy (if thats possible) and start screaming 'Bom Chicka Wah Wah', whilst shaking as much of my flab as is inhumanly possible. I swear, when the dust settles, you'd see freaking skid marks from where he took off so quickly.

Anyhoo, here's the ad. Enjoy. I know I do :)

20 comments:

Pie said...

I love this advert! Thanks for starting my day with a smile.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Cute ad (actually there is a guy at my supermarket that's a hottie). If I tried that, he'd fling cans of green beans at me, I'm sure.

Cazzie!!! said...

Wicked you speak of the Lynx ads as my son and I spoke of these tonight while we were in ad break for the "Thank God Youre Here" show. He said he thought they were weird and I said they are meant to be weird so we will remember them.
Always the ad that comes to mind for me when people ask what ad got up your nose the most was the banking ad years ago with, Ït's your money Ralph"...yep, irritating but it worked.

itelli said...

Oh my gawd... It only just got there? :P And u also call it Lynx?? The rest of Europe calls it Axe, don't know about other places.

(look at me, a sucker for ethnographic junk...)

Josh said...

Ha, just had that happen to me in the supermarket tonight actually.

Unfortunately it was just some random homeless person with tourettes syndrome and nothing to do with my being hawt 'n sexy.

Anyhow, Phish, now I have been properly tested in the wild, I am sure I could stand my ground if you try your "Bom Chicka Wah Wah" routine on me one day.

Also, more than pleased to have my chaffed nuts seen to any time your ready...

Memphis Steve said...

Well seriously, if you're planning to rip off your shirt and shake your stuff at some random guy, let me know and I'll fly over.

unique_stephen said...

As someone who doesn't watch TV - no, I've not seen it.

There was this girl at a beck concert once...

Sakura said...

Yeah I totally love these ads, they crack me up. Brilliant.

UBERMOUTH said...

Is that lil' turd implying I have kicked him in the jacobs? :)
Why do I always get the bad girl rep? I don't have the mouth you girls do!
Phish I love how refreshingly candid you are- NEVER lose that! And with a face like yours... No man is skid marking anywhere!

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I wear Lynx Africa.
Just thought you should know.

Jenny! said...

I thought these ads were for Axe...I love them!

Kelly said...

i freaking love those commercials!

Watch what you say about weight and flab. Fingers gets ahold of it and next thing you know... you have a blog about yourself on someone else's page.

I may be overly paranoid. No, I def am.

Keshi said...

LOl i've seen it!

** Just walk up to a random guy, rip off my shirt to reveal a hot-as bra and huge jubblies, go all sexy (if thats possible) and start screaming 'Bom Chicka Wah Wah', whilst shaking as much of my flab as is inhumanly possible

hahahaha! wonder if I'd really be able to do such a thing..Im a wuss I know!


Keshi.

Lad Litter said...

The Bom Chicka Wah Wah sounds like a porno soundtrack in excelsis. Oh, and congrats on PenisSecret over there. BreastSecret ahould beso well-subscribed.

fingers said...

Last year Telstra got something like 50,000 enquiries from a predominantly male, under 25 demographic, looking for the phone number for Lynx Air...

Betty Boob Hug said...

hahah you are funny Phishez, I love the imagery of you doing that to some unsuspecting dude. Groawr!

phishez_rule said...

Pie - Smiles are my specialty.

Stacy - It would be better if he threw a packet of frozen beans. highly embarrasing, but less painful.

Cazzie - I don't remember that ad. But they're so funny. They appeal to the market.

Iletti - They might have had it here earlier. I don't watch much tv.

Josh - but would you want to?

Steve - It would be a random thing, not planned.

Stephen - tell me more

Sakura - They're very inventive

Uber - Its not the face that would scare them away

Ingsoc - Do you hear me yelling or am I not loud enough?

Jenny - They're the same product. Different name in different countries.

Kelly - he can't say anything I haven't said already

Keshi - I don't think I could do it, but its funny to think of it.

Lad - are you going to contribute?

Fingers - well, the under 25 male demographic are incredibly stupid.

Betty - you go with yo' bad self and do the same. Live on the wild side!

Lowry said...

If you do that around me, I'd have to take you to a more secluded area to....er....Looking for a less vulgar term here....get more into it. lol :)

phishez_rule said...

Lowry - nice choice of a less vulgar term there.

Josh said...

Ha Ha,

Just saw the one with the girl at the Dentist. Brilliant!

Wah Wah! indeed.