Friday, August 03, 2007

Smut

Boy smut is quite... boring. Really. "My hot gym instructors wife was using the bench press. I ran my hand over her soft tits. She sucked my cock and then I fucked her. I came in her ass."

Girl smut is really long. Really, really long. As a comparison.

I have decided to do a more regular smut feature. But I'm not sure how regular. With the current frequency of writing I'd say it would be at the beginning of every month. A post. Two tops. Over the weekend. Which means...

Its smut weekend. You have been warned. Don't read the next few posts while at work.

14 comments:

Pie said...

Yay! Hooray for smut.

I like smutty stories.

SouthernBelle said...

I've actually been thinking about writing a secret smut blog since I read a hot little 3-part story of yours a while back.

You inspire us all to be more smutty!

; )

oh yeah and PMH - it also exists in the almost-done time, when you're not quite finished, but it's been a while and you're SO ready to get back on! or am I just crazy?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Erm- It's the weekend.
We're not at work!

Ok, bring on the smut.

honkeie2 said...

Some of my best smut memories came from porn novels. A good writter can reach levels that a movie could never touch.
" He dipped his throbing purple helment into her quivering thermal pudding."
Now that is smut!

Obesio said...

I got hard from your two-line story.

UBERMOUTH said...

And you advertise for these pervs? :)

Betty Boob Hug said...

Do not read at work OR if you have three obnoxious offsprings hovering about asking if it is their turn to play Nick Jnr on-line.

That should be included in your warning message! I'll check in later tonight :)

Josh said...

Yep, bring on the smut. Girl smut may be longer than bloke smut but I have all weekend to enjoy it.

Long and slow can be my thing too you know..

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

As some anonymous wag once said, “One person’s smut is another person’s inspiration.”

Cazzie!!! said...

Oh...okay :)

Lowry said...

Guy smut is boring because we can't quite articulate all our fanasties. I'd rather act mine out than write about them.

phishez_rule said...

Pie - I like them too.

Belle - No, I get the 'almost done' time too. Big time.

Ingsoc - Just for you then

Honk - Thermal pudding? That's so wrong.

Obesio - wait for the full version.

Uber - a reader is a reader.

Betty - Ok. I'll put that in my next warning.

Josh - how about hard and fast?

Nick - smut is always inspiring. Just in different ways.

Lowry - ditto, but I have no one to act them out with.

Josh said...

I'm considering an entry into the world of smut as well. Not sure though... I might just rely on pictures.

phishez_rule said...

Josh - you're already well on your way then :)