Monday, August 06, 2007

When in doubt, do meme!

Aahh, memes. Exactly what I need when I've got blogstipation. I stole this one from Michael.

‘First write a nauseatingly perky paragraph about your life, the type of paragraph you see in alumni newsletters. Then write a franker, funnier one.'

"Phish is a gorgeous, well endowed redhead with a passion for passion. She enjoys long walks on the beach, by moonlight of course, and dancing. Phish loves deep, intimate conversations, though she has a very sharp and quick sense of wit. She loves spending time with other people, though she is quite happy with her own company as well."

"Phish has great cans and a huge fat arse to balance them out. She loves to wined and dined, so long as there is plenty of sex afterwards. Though she hasn't even seen a cock (outside of her porn addiction) for a long time. Phish loves stupid people. They make her look incredibly smart. She can turn any comment into something sex based. If she's not spending her life at work or blogging, she's probably busy masturbating."

I tag everybody who's got blogstipation.

17 comments:

Pie said...

Most cocks look pretty much the same anyway, except mine which is multicoloured and shaped like the letter Z.

You should try multi-tasking. Blogging at work whilst masturbating.

Cazzie!!! said...

LOL, you made me laugh so damned hard right now Phish :)

I never seem to get blogstipation.....but one day I just might, ya never know aye?

Michael C said...

Ok, your version was much better than mine ;-)

Josh said...

You sound so well balanced. Even more so in the second paragraph.

As odd as it sounds, I look forward to a bout of blogstipation so I can give this a go.

Obesio said...

I see that your tits are great in both versions.

The T-Dude said...

That was exactly what I needed on a crappy day.

Ima Wurdibitsch said...

Found you via Dan's Blah Blah Blog. You made my wine go down the wrong pipe!

Good stuff.

fingers said...

#1 looks like it might be your RSVP header.
#2 looks like the Adultmatchmakers version of the same.
How's it working for you so far...

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...funny. I wish I could play, cause it sounds like fun...but work is kicking my ass. This saving the world from the bad guys is hard work sometimes.

You always bring a smile to my face. Thanks. I loved your post...you should write for television, babes. Ciao...

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I'm looking at what you put and wondering whether to play...

'Crushed has achieved the amazing feat of having made it to twenty eight after a life of total systematic self abuse.

He doesn't do much constructive, but at least he passes the time.'

There.

Echo said...

LOL. It's good to know I'm not the only female with a porn addiction. I love it, I'll have to think pretty hard for this one.

emmenemmanasta said...

you smell like marshmellow fluff.

phishez_rule said...

Pie - but what would I do with the other 23 and a half hours a day?

Cazzie - Make a point of using it.

Michael - I loved your version.

Josh - Really? I think I sound a tad desperate.

Obesio - my tits are great in ALL versions.

T-dude - Glad to be of service.

Ima - Don't waste the wine

Fingers - just call me cobwebs.

SZJ - I write for the people who read.

Ingsoc - was that the first perky paragraph or the second, funny one?

Echo - porn is awesome

Emme - is that toasted marshmallow fluff? That smells so much better.

honkeie2 said...

Hot damn the perfect woman clear on the other side of the world! You'll love me, I am about as stoopid ass they cum.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Could be either, couldn't it?

It is of course true.

phishez_rule said...

Honk - three puns in one line. Well done.

Ingsoc - But is it meant to be funny or heartwarming?

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

Ironically heartwarming