Aahh, memes. Exactly what I need when I've got blogstipation. I stole this one from Michael.
‘First write a nauseatingly perky paragraph about your life, the type of paragraph you see in alumni newsletters. Then write a franker, funnier one.'
"Phish is a gorgeous, well endowed redhead with a passion for passion. She enjoys long walks on the beach, by moonlight of course, and dancing. Phish loves deep, intimate conversations, though she has a very sharp and quick sense of wit. She loves spending time with other people, though she is quite happy with her own company as well."
"Phish has great cans and a huge fat arse to balance them out. She loves to wined and dined, so long as there is plenty of sex afterwards. Though she hasn't even seen a cock (outside of her porn addiction) for a long time. Phish loves stupid people. They make her look incredibly smart. She can turn any comment into something sex based. If she's not spending her life at work or blogging, she's probably busy masturbating."
I tag everybody who's got blogstipation.