I have new underwear. I love new underwear. How much do I love new underwear, you ask? Enough to blog about it! Yes, you can stop cheering now. There are no pics to be shared.
So my new underwear is seam free, black. I guess you would call it a bikini, but its cut a bit severely in the butt. Its very... sleek. And it has a really cute silver butterfly over the left hip bone. No. Its not my earring. For the record, I still haven't found them.
But I've cracked it. No pun intended. I've figured out how the seam free underwear sits so snugly against your skin, and doesn't fall down. It rides up. And when I say up, I mean UP. I may as well have been wearing a g-string. The good news is, that there's not really a whole lot of fabric there, and it is very slinky. So when it goes up, you don't really feel it.
And there are other advantages. Because they're so fitted, they make your ass look hot. No matter where they are. Sitting normally? Fantastic, it provides support for your ass, lifting it up for the world to see. And it smooths out any ugly dimpled bits. Not that I have those anymore.
Riding up? PHWOAR! That one gives you a really sexy walk. Not the obvious 'there's something up my butt and I'm trying to clench so it doesn't keep traveling' walk that you get. But the oh so hot 'Somethings rubbing on my ass and it feels kinda nice' walk where you unconsciously really roll your hips and strut what God/Dr Jeckyll gave you.
I love my new panties!
I've wanted to blog this for quite a while, but I didn't have anywhere to put it without being really obvious. My butt isn't saggy (anymore). Hooray for weight loss! It's not pert and/or toned and/or firm. Its not perfect. But I don't care. Its mine, and its new, and different, and if it gets spanked it doesn't jiggle for the next minute or so. So hooray for my huge but saggy-no-longer bum!