Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Last night I had the strangest dream...

I normally remember my dreams. Vividly. Even more vividly than I remember anything in real life. But this dream was very different.

Last night I dreamed that I was getting ready to go somewhere. I'm not sure where. And I was doing my hair. My earrings were tangled in my hair so I tugged them out. I put them down *somewhere* and I remember thinking, in my dream, 'I must remember that I put them xxxx.'

But fuck me dead, when I woke up this morning I wasn't wearing my earrings and I don't know where the fuck they are. I thought it was real, so I initially didn't freak out. I checked the bathroom, my bedside, my tallboy and my desk. Not there. Hmm. I checked them again. I even checked the kitchen. No dice. It was at this point I remember the haze around the edge of my view, as I put the jewellery... some place that I don't recognise.

I still haven't found them. So if anybody sees a pair of sterling silver butterflies on their dreamy travels tonight, can you let me know? Thanks.

26 comments:

unique_stephen said...

did you have a carrot up your bottom?

Josh said...

Found them! *Grinning*

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

I'll be sure to take an extra melatonin to send me deeply into the land of dreams so I can find them. Who knows? I may eventually find those car keys I lost a year or two ago too. ;)

phishez_rule said...

Stephen - you are unique aren't you?

Josh - well, I'll just have to visit you in your dreams to pick them up.

Stacy - while you're at it, I lost a really pretty ring about 15 years ago.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Are you sure it was a dream? Are you sure you are now awake?

Josh said...

Looking forward to your visit tonight - I'm going to bed early in preparation!

The whole episode sounds like your actually stuck in the Matrix..

"Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?" - Morpheus

jali said...

what time are you guys dreaming tonight? I want to hang out.

RAFFI said...

so, it was you that i was getting down and dirty with last night?! yeah, they're here on my nightstand. finders keepers ;)

The T-Dude said...

Now isn't that interesting, just the other night I was dreaming about a couple of silver butterflies who were deep in conversation about how they must have taken a wrong turn at Sydney. I thought it was just a Dali-esque moment, but now I think it might make sense.

Memphis Steve said...

I dreamed that my cat was back. He was sitting with me in the floor and I was petting him. Then I laid down and he laid next to me. And then I put my head on him like a pillow and he was purring. When I woke up I remember that he was dead. Kinda sad.

Crushed by Ingsoc said...

I lost a pack of fags Sunday.
I went to Spar and boght some food items and some fags, no idea where they went.
I did check the fridge, but not there.

Sir James Beiggelschwarz said...

Phishez - you do know you're being discussed over my way, don't you.

Jenny! said...

Thats weird! You like butterflies?

Spiky Zora Jones said...

Phish...wha-hey! I dreamt I had a romantic interlude with a sexy girl (big tits) wearing silver butterfly earrings.

It was a hot date...hot like the surface of the sun kinda of hot. We made love and ate big giant marshmellows.

The following morning I found one single silver butterfly earring tangled in my hair and the odd part was...my pillow was missing.

Come on by...if you want to pick that earring up. I'm sure the other will turn up. ha!

Lightning Bug's Butt said...

I've been away on vacation. The "no regrets" post was nice. But I don't get the Breast Secrets post. Was there a contest or something?


Good luck with your earrings.

fingers said...

Last time they were between your bongos. Did you look there...

Keshi said...

Phishez my dreams do come true! Most of the time. So yeah, I'll let u know if I dream of ur beautiful earrings :)

Keshi.

Betty Boob Hug said...

Maybe you ate it? Seriously. We eat a lot of things in our sleep - bugs, spiders, insects, earrings....

Pie said...

A good job you didn't dream you were eating a giant marshmallow only to find your pillow had disappeared.

phishez_rule said...

Nick - Who knows, really?

Josh - Take tissues and lotions. I'll meet you there.

Jali - I dunno. Whenever I can break out of my skull.

Raffi - what will it take to get them back?

T-dude - did you see where they were?

Steve - aww. Thats sad. I once dreamed that one of my mates from high school died. And I dreamed that I woke up crying. Then I actually woke up. Very odd.

Ingsoc - did you check the freezer too?

Sir - yep. And any time you want my side of the story drop me a line. I have nothing to hide and do still have the entire thread in my inbox to prove it. If she has nothing to hide that would be the fastest way to clear things up. Though I'm not sure why anybody else was dragged into this.

Jenny - I'm more of a mythical creature type of girl, but butterflies feature a whole lot in my wardrobe. Even dressed as a butterfly for Mardi Gras.

SZJ - I like marshmallows.

Bug - it was just a bit of fun. Like penis secret, but I'll publish my entires.

Fingers - thats where my necklace is ya twat! They look nothing alike.

Keshi - thanks. I'm really baffled as to this one.

Betty - It might have done a bit of damage to my teeth.

phishez_rule said...

Pie - now thats all the fibre I'd need in my diet!

Sakura said...

Any sign of the earrings yet? Didn't dream of your earrings but had a satisfactory dream of yelling at my boss.

Small Fry and The Seal said...

off topic. but why the hell is a tallboy called a tallboy?

i'd much prefer a cupboard called a smallboy. i guess that's pretty wrong....

phishez_rule said...

Sakura - nope, still haven't seen them

Small fry - I think its an ego thing. Who wants a smallboy in their room?

honkeie2 said...

I swallowed my contacts in my sleep once

phishez_rule said...

Honk - you are a very special person. Please tell me, how the bloody hell did you manage that? I mean, did they slip out when you were asleep and fall of your lips?