Monday, August 27, 2007

Just a quick post today.

I've got a job application to do. For le dream job. Just so your visit wasn't a complete and utter waste, enjoy this.

The Nurse
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)

Friendly and eager. Sexy in white. You are The Nurse.

Like your male counterpart, The Poolboy, you're a fun and goofy, but giving, friend. You believe that life and love should be taken with a grain of salt. We'll bet you smile a lot, which people find contagious.

Your exact female opposite:
The Battleaxe

Deliberate Brutal Love Master
If only they knew the reason...the fact is, you spend WAY more time fantasizing than the average girl. While your friends lean desperately towards love, you're chemically biased towards anti-love: sex. You'd never date someone you didn't find immediately kissable.

To maximize satisfaction, you should find someone carefree and sexual, just like you. Avoid Brutal types at all costs. A final bit of advice: experience doesn't matter. You didn't qualify as a Master, and your perfect match need not either. Consider both The Poolboy (RGSD) and The Playboy (RGSM).

BUT ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah (DBLM), The Mixed Messenger (DBLD)


MissE said...

awwww, no link?
I wanna play too!

Do they have a Vestal Virgin option?

Good luck with the job application - I shall think positive thoughts for you.

phishez_rule said...

I supplied the link... just for you

Stacy The Peanut Queen said... him. :)

I'm off to play. :)

The T-Dude said...

I'm sending good Karma thoughts around the world just for you. Best of luck getting the new gig!

Miss Smack said...

Phish, I spent years in a recruitment role. Happy to help you, offer some advice on your job application if you want to email it, or you need a hand.

I expect you'll be fine, but the offer stands if you so desire.


Natalia said...

I must take the test.

Awww garfield! :)


jali said...

Adding my good Karma thoughts to t-dude's.

(just came from the other site - phishez really does rule.)

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Oh, no!! I just realized that my cat’s alter ego is…. Garfield!

Anonymous said...

Love it. I took it. I have to say... we sound fuckin awesome. They should be so lucky... seriously!

Josh said...

Aw, I love nurses. You pat them on the head and their nickers fall off.

I tried it once - it works.

Have fun with that job application.

yrautca said...

good luck

Anonymous said...

Hey Phisz, I did that quiz and got a good chuckle out of it. I'm the Wild Rose, haha. Thorns and all, thanks for the link, it was fun.

colonel eggroll said...

Good luck! :)

RAFFI said...

you can nurse me anytime... especially after that chest shot a couple posts ago

fingers said...

Jesus H Christ, Phishez.
I licenced you to be my wing-cunt while I was away but I don't remember ordering the code red on Uber.
Nice work though.
You showed outstanding malice and a level of IT sophistication I'd never expected from someone with such big bongos.
I'm so proud of you...

fingers said...

As I mentioned to Kelly, I'm apparently the Creative Unique Narcissist Thinker.
Hop into your Nurse outfit and give this CUNT a sponge bath will ya, Phishez...

Pie said...

Did you see the rules on the site, apparently you have to take a picture of yourself in a nurse's outfit and post it here for us to see :-) Honest.

Apparently I'm a Vapor Trail, Random Brutal Love Master. I don't know if that's good, I suspect not.

Good luck with job app.

MissE said...

thank you, miss!

much obliged.

Cazzie!!! said...

Wow, thats awesome!!

Chucky said...

Three things.

1) Garfield rocks!

2) I'm the Poolboy...

3) I like ya new pic

phishez_rule said...

Stacy - I love him too. He's all over my locker at work and I was having a damn good chuckle about that one just that day.

T- I likee the karma!

Smack - Thanks. I'll let you know if I need help.

Natalia - yes, yes you must!

Jali - comments like that really make my day.

Nick - I think all cats have their own inner garfield.

Kelly - you didn't have to take the test to know that.

Josh - ROFL. If you look closely, that nurse isn't wearing any underwear.

Y - thanks. Not that I need it, mind.

Betty - glad you enjoyed it.

Eggy - thanks. Not that I need it, mind.

Raffi - I dunno. I can be kinda rough. Not good if you're really sick.

Fingers - I don't like playing with C.U.N.Ts. I prefer Creative Open Caring Kinky's.

Pie - Of all the costumes I have, a nurse isn't one of them.

Miss - you're welcome.

Cazzie - so true huh!

Chucky - Yes. Phwoar. Thanks.

Josh said...

Wow, I never knew nurses and poolboys were on the same wavelength!


MY name was mentioned? LOL